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    novicewizard:

    get-back-to-hogwarts:

    I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies. 

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    And the horrible thing is the panic isn’t over. Why hasn’t someone bought Hostess yet? DAMMIT!


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    bountyhunterdwe:

    agnesanutter:

    novicewizard:

    get-back-to-hogwarts:

    I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies. 

    image

    And the horrible thing is the panic isn’t over. Why hasn’t someone bought Hostess yet? DAMMIT!

    I wonder if we can get John Cougar Melloncamp to make a Twinkie-aid concert for this crisis?

    Something needs to be done. Twinkie-Aid needs to happen yesterday.  Some type of anthem needs to be song. Where is Bono? Has he sorted the world yet? Can’t he fix this?


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    I’ve always shipped John’lock. From the books to the multiple series.

    Oh God! ME TOOOOOO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Patiently awaits your art from her deathbed as I’m sure your perfect art will kill me dead.


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    rinniesbody:

     choose your poison


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    ALRIGHT I AM ABOUT TO READ A HETEROSEXUAL FANFIC. I AM SO AFRAID.

    WHAT DO I DO IF A VAGINA SHOWS UP?

    RUN?

    I DON’T EVEN KNOW!


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    agnesanutter:

    ALRIGHT I AM ABOUT TO READ A HETEROSEXUAL FANFIC. I AM SO AFRAID.

    WHAT DO I DO IF A VAGINA SHOWS UP?

    RUN?

    I DON’T EVEN KNOW!

    This is awful. Why did I do this? I just want John to show up and make the vagina haver leave Sherlock alone.


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    I’d worry more if things like “throbbing pleasure stick” come up (haha come up) in the fic. Heterosexual fics have the worst weiner euphemisms ever.

    So far she’s just using cock which is fine because bad euphemisms would just add to the horror of this whole thing. Worst experiment ever. I am going to hate my own vagina when I’m done with this fic.


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    agnesanutter:

    ALRIGHT I AM ABOUT TO READ A HETEROSEXUAL FANFIC. I AM SO AFRAID.

    WHAT DO I DO IF A VAGINA SHOWS UP?

    RUN?

    I DON’T EVEN KNOW!

    I couldn’t do it. *runs back to the sweet bosom of Johnlock and re-reads A Cure For Boredom because that’s as far as I can go near hetero fic*


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    kauvera:

    supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

    wiener-cest:

    demeaniac:

    STOP SCROLLING

    straighten your back, mate

    NOW GO ON

    woah thanks i really needed that today

    tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

    FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

    PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg


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  • 06/23/13--19:14: me: *backspaces*
  • me: *backspaces*
    computer: goes back 5000 pages
    computer: reverses time
    computer: shows you the weather for 1492

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    timeywimeymindpalace:

    meaningmelody:

    bloggish:

    hanhula:

    what if Gallifreyan sounds like music to us

    And the DW theme is actually the Doctor’s name

    HOLY FUCK

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    BUT I CANT STOP IMAGINING THE DOCTOR BEING LIKE OK IM FINALLY GONNA TELL U GUYS MY NAME AND THEN HE JUST OPENS HIS MOUTH AND THE THEME SONG COMES OUT 


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    succugeek:

    BUGS BUNNY

    YOU HAVE

    NO RIGHT

    TO MAKE THAT FACE

    But you guys between this and the lip balm lubricant…what the HELL is going on with Daffy Duck these days? I’m just like…WHAT?


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  • 06/24/13--11:02: ALL MY CRIES FOR JIMMY.


  • ALL MY CRIES FOR JIMMY.


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    fandom-mused-fandom-games:

    redgetrek:

    fandom-mused-fandom-games:

    When will people learn not to say stuff like that around me.

    Let’s make this the biggest fandom of all.

    You know what? If you get this to 10,000 notes, I’ll put it on the poster.

    I hate these reblog things but I couldn’t resist this one.


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    peter-parkwhore:

    One of the many reasons I should never be allowed on the internet.


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    mewiet:

    adelelorienne:

    A silly sketch of River and Eleven in classic/improvised Timelord costumes. Poor Eleven…he can feel the cool draining right out of him. Undoubtedly the real reason he stole a TARDIS and fled Gallifrey all those years ago. XD

    The Doctor doesn’t share my opinion of Timelord attire, as he’s spent most of his life defining his own unique and ever-changing sense of fashion (which at times includes twenty-foot scarves and celery sticks and…well, Six, anyone?), and collecting an enormous wardrobe from all over the universe and throughout its history. Anything and everything, I imagine, to avoid having to wear this again. I had way too much fun with this.

    Website

    You have no idea the noise I just made when I saw this!

    SQEEEP


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    simplydalektable:

    rosuu:

    junior

    did she just fucking call me junior

    oh no she didnt

    omg this bitch

    how dare you

    i was nearly not gay for you

    I was nearly not gay for you


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