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Hi, I’m April. My tumblr game is old as balls. I’m a menace. var sc_project=9360824; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="a06f04e4"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

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    Prefer no mpreg…

    Can some friends help a girl out?

    Fuck omega just means the lubrication and stuff right.. and…I should know this…

    northray , yours are omega sans mpreg right?  I need to do more omega research….

    Mine doesn’t have mpreg, but the sequel (Mine, too) does. A House in the Country mentions it right at the end. Held in Trust, though, is mpreg free (save for a brief mention of a Mystrade son). 

    Ahh right. I’d very much like to recommend  A House in the Country (short at 20k words) fuck me it’s so fuckin hot…God so much. It’s the one that made me think “alright maybe I can hop on this omegaverse train.”  And it’s a tiny mention. 

    Also Held in Trust is good too though a bit sad (short also at 30k…Am I weird to consider 20 and 30k things to be short?)

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    northray replied to your post“evenlode replied to your post “Who the fuck let me buy more shoes?…”

    Oh, shoes. They call to you, though, don’t they? Have you ever heard of Tuck and Patti? She does a fun little “High Heel Blues” that pretty much sums up my experience :) And how can anyone ever have too many black boots?

    I hadn’t heard of Tuck and Patti but I looked it up and I listened.

    First off ….Yes this song speeeaks to me and my shoe lament.

    Second oh my god two ex’s and my family have tried to get me to listen to Jazz and I never have…. but I liked this song……dammit


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  • 11/15/13--19:49: I have written a sad ending
  • northray:

    I’m a bit traumatized, but agnesanutter has been my rock. I am embracing the angst.

    Posting to AO3 shortly.

    It’s not even angst. Don’t be silly! It’s just not a quite happy ending. Is there a better term? I bet there’s even a tag for that already on A03. Probably “Not quite happy ending”?  I mean it’s ambiguous really. IT COULD be happy at some point…maybe….*whispers* In my mind it ends happily…and with a lot of sex.

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  • 11/15/13--19:56: Photo

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    i have done the thing



    God bless america someone said it

    I’m actually gonna lose my shit if I see this on my dash again. Some of these aren’t actually “bad fic” as much as shit that just isn’t your jam. And that’s fuckin fine that it’s not your jam but that doesn’t make it “bad.” 

    Of course the poor spelling is annoying but even then ya know what? On a long road trip I read a 200k fanfic written by someone from China. English was their second language and there was a ton of spelling and grammar errors… but the story was amazing. Eventually she got an English fluent beta and the story became absolutely wonderful. She published hoping someone would like the story enough to help and they did.

    So ya know what? Fuck all the haters. Fanfic writers get a LOT of shit but these people are some of the most altruistic people around. Yes, it’d be lovely if everything was perfectly formatted and written to perfection but new writers are learning. They are cutting their teeth on these stories and I fuckin applaud them. 

    There is a reader for every story out there. Fuck anyone who tries to shame writers for not being perfect.

    Reblogging this here as well because seriously…..

    Don’t let silly people steal your sunshine (and my sunshine too because I fucking love the things you write….).

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    Oh my god. Oh my god. Everyone pretend like I say insightful and well thought out things like she does.

    I mean remember that time I was all crazy meta and like super duper  finding shit and things and I wasn’t all “oh my god the thing with the thing is so cool.”


    Oh gosh.

    I’m not worthy or cool enough for this follow.

    (that’s right I’m totally cool enough for the rest of you….)


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    Well something must have happened.

    one does not simple leave 12 hours in between scene when the scenes involve Dean and Cas. Cas doesn’t have a fucking home where did the fucking go?

    And they did it twice. Already before when they went from the crime-scene to Nora’s house. Impala-time-travel? Nora living a few hundred miles away? Time flies when you’re around?

    I think we can call that the “Fanfiction gap”

    From this day on, I shall forever refer to this as the “Fanfiction gap”


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    I’ve taken off all my filters and I’m browsing tumblr like normal save the logical keyword saviours.

    Let us see how long before April hits a Doctor Who post that isn’t tagged.

    I just miss tumblr okay? I need to see it normal for a bit.

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    The Weirdest and Fiercest Helmets from the Age of Armored Combat

    For your info, the second beauty with glasses is in Leeds, in the Royal Armouries, just beside Thought Bubble.

    1,5,6,7,8 are at the Metropolitan in NY. The rest should be located in the article.

    Dark Souls real life…

    One of these things is not like the others.

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  • 11/17/13--17:25: Photo

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    Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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    actual translation: fuck u sam ur not the only one around here with fancy book learning 

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    needs more lens flares



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    Filters back on… dammit.

    Less than a week and I’ll come back to you my precious unfiltered tumblr…

    I’ll come back for you!

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    AHAHAHAHA someone caught something in my stupid fic. Something I didn’t expect anyone to really see. YES!

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    Fuckin boyfriend loves Scandal.

    He won’t admit it.

    Let me prove it to you though.

    He’s falling asleep on the couch.

    He’s done for the night.

    Then I turn on the most recent episode of Scandal.

    Mofo is awake now. Sitting up. He pretends to complain.

    "Ugh it’s so ridiculous with these quick cuts."

    "Uh huh baby."

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    Someone (Amber) said this was probably Martin Freeman’s face when he’s getting a blow job and I’ve yet to be able to see gifs without thinking about that. And I hate it. You’ve ruined a perfectly sweet scene for me.

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  • 11/17/13--23:15: sclez: Art college

  • sclez:

    Art college

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    I only vaguely know what Pacific Rim is, but I know exactly what a great tragedy this is


    i have a new item on pac rim 2 wishlist

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    I’m finalizing the last few pages of my Christmas present for the BFF. It’s a coffee table book made of our best txt conversations. He sent me a photo (deduce if you care to figure it out…) and this convo just happened, I can’t quite decide to include it…but if I do then it damn well has to be the first or last page.

    NSFW convo…

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