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    fun fact: all asexuals, bisexuals, and pansexuals are equipped with an invisibility cloak at birth. this allows for them to give the illusion of nonexistance and, in turn, break into your house and steal your food if you tell them their orientation isn’t real

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    sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

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  • 02/19/14--21:25: dex5m: [X]

  • dex5m:


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    Right on. Embroidered Joss Whedon quote by GeekyGirls.

    Preach, Joss. Preach.

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    There are normal and happy people in the world… they totally exist. They like wake up and they’re super cool and they eat breakfast and I dunno read the newspaper. They take their kids to school. Maybe go to work. They like feel no anxiety. They are just good.  Sad things happen in the world and they go ‘well that’s a shame’ but they don’t let it weigh on them for days. They exercise. They eat well. They save money. They splurge every so often. They go to parties. They go to movies. They read books. They clean their homes. They vote. They mow their lawns. They bbq. They replace light bulbs. They dust. They have pizza on Fridays. They throw away the milk when it gets old. Hell they use the milk before it gets old. They laugh at the comics in the paper. They smile at babies. They sleep at night. They dream. They wake up when the alarm goes off. They shower. They.

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    Jaguar China is gearing up to announce a new ‘ambassador’. Who will it be? (x)

    Craig, Beckham, and I dunno who that last guy could 221beeeeeee….

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    I am so sick of hearing about the johnlock conspiracy that I want Sherlock to fuck a vagina on camera.

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    I am so sick of hearing about the johnlock conspiracy that I want Sherlock to fuck a vagina on camera.


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    Anthony Stewart Head (20thFebruary 1954)  

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  • 02/20/14--09:13: Photo

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    1. Damn baby is John’s. Mary and John live happily ever after with this damn baby. No Johnlock.
    2. Damn baby is not John’s. This betrayal forces John to dislike Mary quite a lot thus freeing him up to be with Sherlock.
    3. Damn baby and Mary both die. This frees John up to be with Sherlock but is like super depressed because holy shit you killed off a fuckin baby and the baby mama and  like whoa dude.
    4. Damn baby is fine. Mary dies. John is freed up to be with Sherlock and they raise damn baby together
    5. Damn baby is stillborn. John realizes he was only staying for the baby. The relationship with Mary is no longer enough and now damn baby isn’t the unifying factor thus freeing John up to be with Sherlock.
    6. Damn baby is John’s but John just loves Sherlock so much that he abandons damn baby and Mary.
    7. Damn baby is John’s but Mary and him just aren’t working. They divorce.  John is free to be with Sherlock but he and Mary are amicable enough to share custody of damn baby.
    8. Damn baby is John’s but John still wants the d and Mary wants double d so they all move in together and raise the baby.
    9. Damn baby is John’s but Mary is not a fit mother and John doesn’t feel like he can raise baby on his own nor with Sherlock and damn baby is given up for adoption.
    10. Damn baby is John’s and he has a long-time affair with Sherlock but remains firmly in a relationship with Mary.
    11. Damn baby is Antichrist. Last scene of Sherlock is damn baby looking happily into the camera after attending John and  Mary’s funeral. Mycroft and Sherlock hold Damn baby’s hand and they all walk away.

    Like I can’t think of another option. None of them sound good to me…maybe the last one.

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    I’m not really a fan of either of them. I keep waiting for a magical solution that resolves everything in a neat fashion but I suppose that isn’t possible.

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    thegingerbatch replied to your post“So how to handle this damn baby and Johnlock….”

    God damn baby man

    Pretty much….

    Or if God will not damn it then let the devil have his due.

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    Someone should write something about how belief in Johnlock and belief in God are really very similar at times. Johnlock is like a religion in many ways. Some would argue there is more proof than there is of God. Many would argue the exact opposite.

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    アーサーがカーンに『Trick or treat』と言うと、冷たい眼で「お菓子とか太るよ?」と言われます。

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    Ya know for such a shitty fanfic writer I have ridiculously high standards about what I’ll read….

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  • 02/20/14--14:19: Which should I read?

    Missing In Action


    John has taken up a military contracting position that lands him back in Afghanistan, believing Sherlock dead and gone. Sherlock is at the end of his efforts to bring down The Web when a tragedy happens on the battlefield. Can they save one another?

    Changing the Rules


    John and Sherlock are slowly drifting apart. Will a tragic event make them realise what they have to fight for? Eventual Johnlock.

    To Light Another’s Path


    Teaching John to observe seems to be a losing battle, but when Sherlock falls ill and submits himself to John’s care, will he realise that there is more to life than the science of deduction? Meanwhile, there is a murder to solve, and John must try and convince Sherlock not to sacrifice his own health for the sake of the case. Eventual John/Sherlock Hurt/Comfort case fic. Post the Great Game

    The Quiet Man


    "Do you just carry on talking when I’m away?"

    Save Him From Himself


    Sherlock can’t turn his mind off, all it wants to do is think about John in a way that he isn’t sure he can handle, so he turns to drugs. But when John finds out and Sherlock’s past comes back to haunt him will the two be able to navigate the minefield of detoxing, Sherlock’s history, and their blossoming love without falling apart at the seams?

    Tea Like Yours


    Sherlock allows John to take him into the realm of feelings and emotions, but this bond is used as a weapon against the detective by Moriarty when he kidnaps John. Sherlock must come to terms with his alien feelings and hope to regain the formidable powers of his mind from the emotional mire in order to save his doctor’s life. Runs in tangent with the series; a look at how things might have been with their relationship established after the Blind Banker

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    I remember when this song didn’t remind me of Sherlock and Mary.

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    northray replied to your post: Ya know for such a shitty fanfic write…

    Did you read the Superman not-really-crossover yet?

    I think I have like 3 of yours to read. But you know how I am with your stuff. I hold them until a rainy day.

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  • 02/20/14--15:19: what if
  • unholymotherofvirtue:



    what if Irene Adler’s phone code wasn’t SHERlocked and he typed it in and she was like omg you’re so self obsessed

    the episode would have been 1000x better tbh

    #and then she texts him screencaps of the dictionary definition of “lesbian” every hour on the hour for like five days

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