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    sandandglass:

    Fox News being racist and xenophobic as fuck.


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    youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

    When it comes to Destiel Jensen is like the grumpy dad who just says no to everything and Misha is the sneaky mom you go to after dad has said no who says “yes of course just don’t tell your father”


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    Awww yeah four day weekend! You know what that means right? I’m going to get nothing productive done and then I’ll feel bad about it when I head back to work! WOOOO adulthood!


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    thegingerbatch:

    eternity-is-a-terrible-thought:

    BUT I MAKE IT BETTER THAN AMBER, RIGHT?
    This is like asking me to choose my favorite niece. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.

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    WINNING

    I WILL EARN YOUR LOVE BACK, SARAH! I WILL!


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    littleskrib:

    Hold me tight - Speedpainting 2014

    Time total: 4 hours


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    edwardspoonhands:

    Yeah, if I were Patrick I would’ve just got up and left.


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    *is writing eternity-is-a-terrible-thought a really bad ficlet in order to win her love away from the evil thegingerbatch*


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    eternity-is-a-terrible-thought:

    thegingerbatch:

    agnesanutter:

    *is writing eternity-is-a-terrible-thought a really bad ficlet in order to win her love away from the evil thegingerbatch*

    hOW DARE YOU SiR

    There is only one way to settle this. 

    You both have to write me a story. 

    That’s not fair. Amber is really good at writing stuff. SHE IS A TEACHER. That’s it. I give up. Amber wins.

    Gonna find a new sarah to be friends with.


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    http://eternity-is-a-terrible-thought.tumblr.com/post/87987740294/agnesanutter-eternity-is-a-terrible-thought:

    agnesanutter:

    eternity-is-a-terrible-thought:

    thegingerbatch:

    agnesanutter:

    *is writing eternity-is-a-terrible-thought a really bad ficlet in order to win her love away from the evil thegingerbatch*

    hOW DARE YOU SiR

    There is only one way to settle this.

    I have wrote you a story. Rubbing is involved. I hope you like it.

    "John, I’d like to find a way for us to have sex while we are penetrating each other at the same time."

    John did not turn red. He didn’t.  Maybe a little blood orange. But definitely not red. 

    "Lestrade, Donovan." John nodded at them both and dragged Sherlock away from the crime scene while thinking surely the  body with the head cut off should be more shocking than Sherlock’s statement. 

    "John, what? I’m not quite….." Sherlock protested then John shot him a dirty look which shut him up fairly quickly.

    "You’ll text Lestrade what you have later." John continued dragging him until they were in an alley a good distance away from the crime scene. It was dark, late at night, and no one would see him anyway but John still turned around in all directions to make sure no one could see them. He shoved Sherlock against a brick wall then fell to his knees. He moved Sherlock’s coat out of the way  and quickly mouthed at Sherlock’s crotch. Sherlock erection seemed to quickly spring to life and John darted out his tongue to run up and down the outline of Sherlock’s cock bursting to get out of his pants. He looked up at Sherlock and smiled. "Don’t"

    "John, please?" Sherlock whimpered and widened his stance more.

    "Sherlock, Shelock?"

    "John?

    "You don’t tell John, Sherlock."

    John’s face swam in front of him

    "What is going on, John? What is? Oh."

    John’s face melded into Mary’s and Sherlock opened his eyes in the hospital room. Mary was there. Mary who shot him. Mary who is married to John.

    "You don’t tell John, Sherlock." She repeated in her sing-songy voice.  She smiled at him and left.

    He closed his eyes and tried to get back to the dream. 


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    http://eternity-is-a-terrible-thought.tumblr.com/post/87987740294/agnesanutter-eternity-is-a-terrible-thought:

    eternity-is-a-terrible-thought:

    agnesanutter:

    agnesanutter:

    eternity-is-a-terrible-thought:

    thegingerbatch:

    agnesanutter:

    *is writing eternity-is-a-terrible-thought a really bad ficlet in order to win her love away from the evil thegingerbatch*

    hOW DARE YOU SiR

    There is only one way to settle this.

    I have wrote you a story. Rubbing is involved. I hope you like it.

    "John, I’d like to find a way for us to have sex while we are penetrating each other at the same time."

    John did not turn red. He didn’t.  Maybe a little blood orange. But definitely not red. 

    "Lestrade, Donovan." John nodded at them both and dragged Sherlock away from the crime scene while thinking surely the  body with the head cut off should be more shocking than Sherlock’s statement. 

    "John, what? I’m not quite….." Sherlock protested then John shot him a dirty look which shut him up fairly quickly.

    "You’ll text Lestrade what you have later." John continued dragging him until they were in an alley a good distance away from the crime scene. It was dark, late at night, and no one would see him anyway but John still turned around in all directions to make sure no one could see them. He shoved Sherlock against a brick wall then fell to his knees. He moved Sherlock’s coat out of the way  and quickly mouthed at Sherlock’s crotch. Sherlock erection seemed to quickly spring to life and John darted out his tongue to run up and down the outline of Sherlock’s cock bursting to get out of his pants. He looked up at Sherlock and smiled. "Don’t"

    "John, please?" Sherlock whimpered and widened his stance more.

    "Sherlock, Shelock?"

    "John?

    "You don’t tell John, Sherlock."

    John’s face swam in front of him

    "What is going on, John? What is? Oh."

    John’s face melded into Mary’s and Sherlock opened his eyes in the hospital room. Mary was there. Mary who shot him. Mary who is married to John.

    "You don’t tell John, Sherlock." She repeated in her sing-songy voice.  She smiled at him and left.

    He closed his eyes and tried to get back to the dream. 

    I SAID AMBER USUALLY MAKES ME CRY AND VOMIT. THAT WASN’T AN INVITATION TO TRY TO OUTDO HER.

    I’m preettttty sure you said please write something sadder than what Amber writes. Prettty prettty sure.


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    markruffalo:

    electro-monk:

    Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.

    You have my signature.


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    mishawinsexster:

    he said of the two serial killers warming their hands over the burning body of an undead nazi they just killed 

    HOW WASN’T THIS THE SPIN-OFF? You got Nazis, Jews, The Golem. So much effin lore. A likable lead. You had EVERYTHING RIGHT FUCKIN THERE! Supernatural I AM STILL SO DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU OVER THAT HORRIBLE BACK-DOOR PILOT!


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    capsicle107:

    I love that deadline reblogged this.


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    I feel like the amount of nothing I’ve done today and the amount of gay porn I’ve watched today are somehow related.


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    tenscupcake:

    reasons i love david tennant’s hamlet (1/)
    ↳   that crown


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